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I'm not saying you're saying that only girls who straighten their hair are girls. Why would you think I was saying that?
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What I'm saying is that you're saying that the only people who straighten their hair are people who think they're female, so if I do it I must be less of a man than some other guy who doesn't straighten his hair.
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Why would you think I would think you thought I thought that's what you were saying?
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No, the first thing.
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See, that's not helping either. I'm serious, you don't want to have all these people in the bar here thinking that a guy who straightens his hair is some sort of nancy.
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It's a British term for "effete man".
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It means I'm putting that bit in quotations.
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I'm not saying that because you called me a nancy that you're also a nancy, like only a nancy would use the word "nancy".
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It's not in your interest because now all these guys in the bar here are going to know you stepped outside with some hair-straightening nancy and had your life separated from your body. That's why. [End.]
